Wednesday, October 1, 2008

A list of many reasons why Hong Kong sucks

I've moved to Hong Kong a couple of years ago to attend a "higher education insistution". I know what all these noobs will be wanting to say, those noobs that actually like or even LOVE this place is "Why don't you leave la?". I've read and heard this response from so many people who voiced their opinion on this subject on forums online and this response just makes me mad. It makes me mad because, it not only reflects the attitude and culture I hate so much but also the fact that not everybody CAN just leave! 

There are certain things one can read up on before relocating somewhere but certain, social aspects are often either too dynamic or vague to actually put in some sort of article. Actually I don't know why I can't find inforamtion online on what I am now writing about. Well this is what I'm doing here and I hope for everyone who is thinking about moving to Hong Kong to have a chance to read this BEFORE they decide to come here, hate it, are obliged to stay for a while because of a job or education program, and WORST of ALL to hear "Why don't you leave la?" when you CAN'T!!!

Alright, so much for the intro, I'm not quite sure where to start so I just made a simple list of things that immediately popped into my head. NO, it's not just me who thinks this, there are tons of other people I talked to this about and they all agreed, so screw you whoever disagrees with this BECAUSE it's not just me (maybe later I'll install one of those voting thingies to prove my point and YES we'll seperate the votes from people from Hong Kong and elsewhere, I will explain why this would be the case, later).

These are not (yet) in order of crappyness so feel free to judge which one you most agree on or find most terrible therefore feel sorry for the people that live here:

1) Property Prices
Guess how much the rent is for a small apartment per month. Let's say it is not right in the CBD and not even on the Island which is the most expensive. And let's say it is small, because what Westerners call small is called HUGE here. 
I searched for a flat in TST to give an example (this is the cheapest I could find!):

Size and Layout
400 sq.ft.
1 Bedrooms(s), including Ensuite 1 Bathrooms
Combined Living and Dining Room
View
- It looks out to the other buildings at a comfortable distance.
Internal Condition
- Well-positioned windows brighten the living and dining room. - Efficient layout allows for an optimal arrangement of furniture. - Humble kitchen with basic fittings yet practical enough o satisfy the daily needs of a normal family. - Relatively small bathroom is clean and in good condition.
Asking monthly Rental
HK$ 8,800 inclusive

Do you know what is the average starting salary for a university graduate here? -13,000HKD That means that you will most likely be sharing a flat with someone after you've finally graduated and are entering the period of independence and self realization. Space is truly a luxury here. Don't even get me started on the topic of public spaces in this city.

Granted, other metropolises are expensive too, NYC, London but at least they don't have all this other crap listed below which would make the price bearable.


2) People

3) Culture
School/Study Culture
Work/Job Culture

4) Nightlife
LKF and Wanchai
Cover Prices
Drink Prices
ID cards
Variety
Size
Big Events

5) Higher Education
Memorization
No Critical Thinking
No questions asked in class
The atmosphere of competition

6) Jobs
Getting a job
Working Hours
Types of Jobs

7) Work Hard "Play Hard"
Work hard as hell
Play Hard means to spend money on shopping and doing karaoke without drinking
Oh and no bar or club visits really

8) Women and Sex
They really love money
Are not that smart
Difficult, near to impossible to have a relationship with
Can't talk about intellectually stimulating topics

Hong Kong is one of the most capitalist societies in the world, which may actually be the whole reason for its extreme shittyness.  Let me elaborate: 

52 comments:

wah said...
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wah said...

ever thought about u just being poor and lazy.... Dont get me wrong im not trying to insult you or anything.

i mean you do not have valid reasons for saying hong kong sucks, apart from the fact that; people work hard and play hard, and that the housing price is too expensive.

play hard; its in the peoples culture there to enjoy shopping and eating, of course given their circumstance and culture and thus do not like what the westerners call partying. Of course given the circumstance that ur rich, there are plenty of clubs or even exclusive clubs there. although i have my doubts in that because you also "bitch" about the rent their.
If you cant afford it then why go there?
O well, if you dislike Hong Kong’s system that much, i reckon you should come here to the Netherlands. Its hardcore socialist (communist if you ask me) rich people pay a shit load of tax and the poor benefit from it. People are treated equal. You do not have to work to sustain living here, because they give social welfare away like candy here. People here have a laid-back lifestyle, although they can be smart.

So basically you pointed out that; since Hong Kong has adapted to a capitalist system, it sucks. If you look on the world scale; most of the rich countries have a capitalist system, Of-course that’s given the circumstance. So indirectly you also conclude that; america, england, japan, taiwan, singapore all suck.
Since when was it wrong to think that a capitalist system is good? Doesn’t it make sense or at least ethical sense that you reap what you sow? So implying work hard play hard. Isnt that the driving force to improvement? I mean if you look at the Netherlands here, since there is no motivation to work because you get money anyway, there is no improvement.
"Hong Kong is one of the most capitalist societies in the world, which may actually be the whole reason for its extreme shittyness. "

But I guess that’s still your opinion of Hong Kong; if you would actually put urself in a postion where you are financially well-off and actually adapt to the people’s work-load that Hong-Kong is one of the most reasonable countries to live in.
You find Hong Kong to be a crappy country, although looking at ur arguments i personally do not think that they are valid. Primarily due to the fact that its all personal statements and issues, so basically the problems lies with u.
Anyway you should come to the Netherlands, or any other EU country, im sure you'd find it appealing.

Unknown said...

I think wah has a point. Everyone is alloed to have their own opinion. I have been to Hong Kong a plenty of times and I think that your blog is driven by your unfavouable experiences. I have to point out that there are so many things of Hong Kong that you have failed to mention/experience and as a result you make crude assumptions. Hong Kong has a lot to offer for all kinds of cultre. Although you are right in stating that generally speaking the culture leads to different lifestyles/types of women, etc you have negated the fact that there are a lot of women with which you can have an intellectual conversation with and don't need money to attract. The Western way of thinking supports the idea of going to a lot of bars and clubs andhooking up with women however you seem to have limited yourself to this. You should try other formsof social interactions. On a general note you have failed at exploring the various levels of social interactions in Hong Kong and let a different culture negatively influence your opinion of Hong Kong.

Unknown said...

wah is an idiot. he is criticising the original author for complaining about where he lives, he is complaining about the netherlands. how bout if you dont like nl, then get the hel out. why do you care if someone works or not? seems like you are an unemployed loser sitting at home collecting benefits yourself. if you like capitalism so much, go to japan, and maybe if youre lucky, you can get raped like your ancestors did in ww2

Unknown said...

I and many others agree with you. HK's biggest problem is it's people and their attitudes. They proclaim themselves fair and intelligent. In reality they are mostly selfish,discriminating,arrogant,and downright ignorant. They have been mentally submitted by the Europeans and do not even realize it.Their culture is materialistic to the extreme.They judge people by wealth.To them, wealthy somehow equals smart and clever. They have very little idea of life in low-class to middle-class Urban America or other Western countries. They also like to claim "tradition" when it suits them, but in fact most HK Chinese live far outside of their ancestors traditions and true hospitable ways.

Unknown said...

I moved to Hong Kong more than 2 years ago from California and am still recovering from cultural shock. I was actually born in SH, China, so you'd think I'd get used to the "hospitality" here. However, HK claims to be an international city, so why am I so shocked by bad customer service and rude people?! At least when I go to other places in Asia, I don't have to pay NY prices to get third world country deals. All Wah talked about was if you had enough money to spend then you wouldn't complain, but is it money well spent? If it's "face" that HK locals are trying to buy, they've already lost most of it when they sell their integrity and pride for cheap. I understand HK is competitive, but when you have to sell your soul to make a buck, it's sad.
I just really needed to vent cus I got bad customer service today, again, twice in a row. So yeah, to me, Hong Kong sucks.

Unknown said...

I could not agree more with the original author, this place Hong Kong is a freakin' shithole...period..no excuses la..no chinglish ramblings of fuckwit dinks (Dumb Chinks)claiming that it's a wonderful place or further dribble from some Dutch dildo dopehead will convince me otherwise... I also get asked "Why don't you leave la..?" to which I express the simple fact that because I've mistakenly stayed in this shithole so long, nowhere else will accept me anymore because I've been tarred with the Hong Kong culture nasty stain of being worthless to any other society... I then get asked, "Why did you stay so long la..?", to which the answer is clear... Cheap Honky Pussy... available in droves for a couple of bucks and the chance to be seen with a Gweillo... this I must say is 1 good thing about here... Cheap Honky postage stamps are everywhere, "Lick 'em, stick 'em and send them on their way"...
So, anyone that intends to come here, don't be fooled by the local Honky Hard Men talking about "Playin' hard", to them that means one (1) bottle of Heineken, slobber and shout drunkenly for 2 hours, slop down some sort of instant noodles on their way home at 8:30pm.. My other advice is much better...go somewhere else... Hong Kong is a dirty, corrupt, racist and foul place to be... it's that simple..

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Unknown said...

if anyone needs some support please shoot me an email at eco_master@hotmail.com

Im a cbc and I couldn't agree more that sometimes you can't just leave as much as you want to.

to the original poster of this blog, u are not alone =). I also moved here for higher education. Its not Hong Kong, its the people and their attitudes that makes Hong Kong a piece of shit.

Unknown said...

Hong Kong is the worst place I have ever been in the world,and I have to live here. Its hard to imagine a creepier society of people on earth. From the scowls on peoples faces, to the spit up phlem, to the shallow blow dried banker types, to the loudest cell phone conversations on the bus (in the ugliest language on earth), to the cowardly people who can't look you in the eye. Hong Kong is hell. If your attitude is "why don't you leave ya", my response is "why arn't you in a cage la". To hell with this place.

Unknown said...

Wow! I am new in Hong Kong. I truly feel you guys. Its definetly a shit hole. Especially those Hong kong pigs make your ass work like a hell and did not even let you rest on the weekends. I thought i was going through a culture shock when I was in China Nop this is even worst. At least people were friendly and hospitable in china. I feel China is a better place to live than HongKong.

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Unknown said...

If any of you guys like hiking or swimming you can email me @ pushuppullup@hotmail.com

Been living here for a few years and have always had the same impression of this place.To quote someone else; "Hong Kong people have this attitude...you can go and die in the street...unless...
1) youre rich
2) youre a relative
3) youre a friend"

Disagree with one and dont conform to their expectations and they wont care to try and understand, they will just go meet 1000 others who are puppets like themselves.

ana.z said...

oh man i feel your pain mate. IM EXACTLY THE SAME. Eurgh. I wish I could get outta here :(

It's just so different compared to the other cities where I grew up. God. Most likely the people and the culture though

PS: Did you put air pollution on your list? The air here is so toxic its unbelievable. Apparently the index is even higher than New York & London. Like the highest in the world. God. *SHIVER*

@ Wah: What do you mean by 'play hard' ? Everyone at my school seems so tensed out. Parents only worry about grades and not overall about their children - it's always about education. IMO they should ALL be more laid back and not act like arrogant pieces of tu*ds. And so much for their education as well. Most still speak English with great difficulty.

Im from Spain and have lived in other European cities so yes there's one thing I DO agree with you - its far more appealing. To be honest I find even Beijing/Shanghai more appealing. Sorry, thats my opinion.

@ Green: Yes it is a shithole.

Thanks to the writer for writing this. Nice venting place cheers

Unknown said...

Hey, I'm chinese and Hong Kong

and frankly, i agree with you.

especially when you mentioned the lack of critical thinking skills, no challenging authority and hong kong people's arrogant attitude.

oh, and also, their inability to comprehend intellectual stimulating topics. that's another good area to highlight.

Hong Kong sucks.

But then again, the upside is that things are cheap, shopping paradise, low tax and very convenient - everything is just a couple of steps away, so yeah...

**pAngolin said...

Yes, Hong Kong sucks!

.... but the reality is it's still better than a lot of places in Asia.

Pathetic.

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Unknown said...

Well, I live in Hong Kong and i love it.
Yes the rent is expensive, but there are so many things you are missing out on.
In Hong Kong there are so many different cultures and nationalities that in the end i don't get what you mean by "hongkongers are arrogant". There will always be arrogant idiots every place you go to, so i find it quite stereotypical to say that HongKongers are arrogant.
But the thing I love the most about Hong Kong is that it is an exciting city. Its full of life and you can find all sorts of shops in Hong Kong. There is so much diversity and so many things to do.
You can stay in the city, or climb the mountains, or even go to one of it's little Islands on a day trip. Hong Kong is fun, and yes it is capitalist, yes some Hong Kongers are arrogant, yes the rent is expensive but i think you are forgetting all the good things about Hong Kong. There will always be good things and bad things about it, and no matter how much you complain there isn't much you can do about.

About some things some of you said:
- The spitting. I've personally always been kind of disgusted by the spitting but in Chinese culture it isn't considered rude. So for some Hong Kongers spitting is quite normal.
- the education. Yes it is true that many chinese parents push their kids to study hard but it is because they care about them. They want their child to have the best education possible and i don't think that only chinese parents are like that.
- As a matter of fact, Hong Kong is considered the place where you can get the best cantonese food. I am not chinese but i love the fact that there are so many little noodle shops in Hong Kong. Also I love dim sum, and the dim sum here is really good (in general). And even if you don't like chinese food, there are many different types of restaurants to go to.
- the air pollution. Yes it's bad. I completely aggree with you guys.
-It seems that you guys have been meeting alot of rude people. Personally, i haven't really ever met people who were particularly rude or had any problems with the customer service.

Well i do hope that one day you guys will see Hong Kong in a better light but if you really hate it then i'm sure you have you're own reasons. Everyone has the right to have their own opinion after all :)

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Unknown said...

Thanks, one million of thanks to this blogg. Hong Kong FUKING SUCKS, mainly because of everything.
I also say that the first problem of Hong Kong is that workers have very shitty rights, everyone is always working; we shouldn’t call work what people have here, but hell.
Working daily 12 hours without any extra benefits for nocturnal work, one week vacation per year and no weekends; they have sometimes less than 3 days per month to have a rest. Well of course all the rich pigs advertise in this city of the neon lights because they feed on the ignorance and good attitude that the simple minded Hong Kong workers have.
People here are being totally milked, and because they lack critical education they don’t understand that extreme exploitation it’s going on here.
I came here thinking that Hong Kong was an open minded society. One thing is to come here a do shopping and another very different was to live and discover the real face of a city with no freedom.
¿How can be people be free if they’re always working; and working for what? Even if a simple worker works all of his life would never be able to buy a decent property suitable for a human being.
On the other hand, Pollution levels in this city are the worst in the world. NUMBER 1 CITY.
The air is so bad that people here get sick all the time, no wander they had the SARS. Beside that people are dirty and the streets smell like shit. People eat next to the fumes that come from the sewer system. Hong Kong is NOT a hygienic city.
I’ve been living here more than 3 years I had to stay because my wife is local, I had to endure all cultural differences over family matters and adapt to the culture, I’ve known the worst bosses I could ever imagine, trying to take away from you until the last penny, if you don’t request your MPF they won’t tell you anything and they will take for themselves the money they have to put into your retirement. A city that proclaims to be very efficient with their law and yet this happen every day to the poor adventurers that fall in the trap of thinking that here people have a good quality of life.
I can continue forever, but I will say just one thing: this is a city of the “new rich” where bad taste and stupidity strive.
Lack of manners, lack of education and of course the culture of kissing your superiors asses.
Down with this place Power to the people.

bnwug said...

when you say something suck, a bunch of suckers will come out to defend it while during the natural course of their live times they probably had or is currently still hating on the same thing that you hate, but they just want to be different so desperately they need to voice an opposing opinion. that's why my friend, you should always go with satire. I FUCKING LOVE HONG KONG!

Stanislavyeung said...

I am local Hong Kongese.
I dun like living here.
My family can't afford me to
move so I'm stuck here.
I understand everything you're
saying. Some of the reasons I
really concur.
Anyways, I dun feel like I am
in a position to say anything
bad about this city. I dun
want to sound too cynical,
but just in short, this city
is really commercialized and
corporate-based. Many things
here are business-oriented and
the people here sadly have to
live in a style suiting this
culture.

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MasterBoy said...

HONG KONG IS GREAT!!!

Bunch mainland chinese shit and some stupid white crackers, who had it hard rough. Don't make excuses for your rough experience, you fucking losers.


KW, I don't know why you even talking about Hong Kong women, when there are like russian prostitutes everywhere selling their pussies to Hong Kong men. You're Properly some white loser upset of the fact that 80,000 white women flock (gweilo whores) are flocking to jamcaica and haiti for sex. Including thousands white bitches that are paying sex for thai and bali men.

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MasterBoy said...

hgjhg, you're most likely an dirty mainland chinese chink whore, Hong Kong has enough of you shit, go back to your communist china, we don't want your filthy shit. Or could be you are some viking raped british trying take credit for Hong Kong achievement? even though Hong Kong people have highest I.Q in world. Hong Kong became successful because of hong kong people hard working and dedication, we've long surpassed england. Just because you brits colonize H.K doesn't mean you made hong kong, I can also say the romans made you brits, since they ruled you for 400 years aswell.

I don't even know why you're talking about japanese. Did you ask how americans rapes japs? or how mongols raped million europeans?

MasterBoy said...

Hong Kong is ranked 31st most favorable place to live, coming 2nd in asia after Japan. Your shitty experience means nothing in the end.

Europe is bunch of cold shit, people wearing their ugly shit jackets everyday. The food taste like monkey shit and the atmosphere is boring.

Th1s1sreal1ty said...

Shit blog.

Greydotjaguar said...

@MasterBoy you're a retard. If you hate Europe, then don't go there. People have different perspectives on their living style. You don't need to insult mainland Chinese.
I'm from Hong Kong but I personally hate the living style, while some people like MasterBoy might like it. I don't really like to live in Hong Kong because of expensive housing rental and the pollution. But it's a great place for vacation for a week or two.

TinFoodin said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysakrPUv9U

hong kong sucks because 7 million residents . half are new to the city and still catching up. Then.. LOL . in just one year 2011, 25 millions of mainland tourists "trompet" the city for buying and selling fake and bona-fide products. it's hell messy now. I live here long before 1997, moved out and recently returned. horrible horrible now.. you want to go out to kill some tourists any day
they ate shit pee in the public. no kidding.

Unknown said...

As a Singaporean, I've always been cautious about going to Hong Kong. As it's full of mainland Chinese, it's hard to imaging that it's not going to be a stinking shithole full of filthy peasants who would sell their own Grandmother for the opportunity to fuck you over. Mainland Chinese are universally hated with good reason.

But I found this article informative and the comments seem to bolster the opinion of the article. So if ever I decide I want to visit a poisonous sewer, a cesspit of humanity, abandonning any standard of living I have so I can live among the lowest for of thieving peasant vomit, I'll visit. But not before.

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Unknown said...

FUK, 3 years after my first post here, and, double FUK, I'm still suckin' shit in this diseased, squalid, pit of disgusting waste known as hongkong.. And, it is now even worse than 3 years ago.. even the Honky Pussy smells terrible now.. although cheaper and much more available than before, due to competition from the more beautiful mainland babes, the locals are much dirtier and also 3 years on, the newer versions are more retarded and polluted than their predecessors. As for the society in general, well, that's just racing down the slope to the lowest possibe depths of corruption, depravity, ignorance, disgust and repugnance as the locals sink more and more back into their core nauseous personality, which is even rejected and abhorred by their ancestral mainland communities..
Just consider this, the mainland people call the hk people "Dogs", now, that simply says it all !! Even funny little gimps like the one, "masterboy", posting here fail to entertain as much as before.. I would suspect that it has already moved to the mainland in search of sweeter Daddies to service. Anyway, and again, if you are lucky enough to not already be here, take my advice, keep it that way.. trust me you will regret and rue the day you ever move here.. HK is a major shithole and it will ruin your life..

Unknown said...

Hong Kong sucks dicks. It is a shitty polluted city where people are fucking impolite, materialistic, money-loving, prostituting, gambling, spitting, smoking, poor health, overweight, diseased, shallow. Everything if not expensive, sucks in quality and most likely is a rip-off. Full of mainlanders taking a shit on the streets. The streets are smelly, people act like they're about to kill each other. Fuck this place and its people. This place should be nuked!!

Anonymous said...

See why didn't I come across posts like these a year ago BEFORE I picked up sticks and moved to this cesspool...

As bad as you guys imagine HK, at least you have the "golden rich $$$ gweilo" thing going for you when you interact with the locals.

As an ABC banana f*ck HK and the sociopath culture here. I always laugh when the relatives talk about what a great "international city" HK is...

Like someone up above said, lots of newly minted rich folks, but 0 class, 0 critical education, 0 culture, 0 grace, and 0 tact.

*end rant* Just had a horrible day interacting with local shop keepers and their special HK flavor of customer service.

Even with my cultural background with the relatives, 8 months in HK and I'm about to rip out my hair. How the h*ll have you guys lasted for years here?

Someone should really start a meetup for sane people who are stuck in HK.

adry803 said...

I love this damn article, everytime I feel down in this shitty place I read this and it feels instantly good!

I hate this shithole, but it also gives me something to look forward to: Get the f*ck out of here sooner rather than later and appreciate whatever city I'm going next.

Manucaps said...

I couldn't agree with you more

Manucaps said...

Where you from Masterboy?

Manucaps said...

You sound like a honky chink yourself masterboy. Very defensive.

Unknown said...

A Singaporean made a hateful commentary about how much they hate Hong Kong in the comments. While I do agree with their points, Singapore fairs no better. Singapore is a city infested with repulsive, disgusting, miserable "people" (who are more like animals than human) which imposes forced conscription. I'm so glad I moved out of Hong Kong, also glad I don't live in shithole Singapore, going there was literal torture, I would rather go to North Korea than spend another day in filthy Singapore.

Anonymous said...

The Chinese are filthy and ignorant and China is a shithole Chinese shit and spit in public not sure where traditions and hospitality fit into the equation they don't even know what hygiene is

Anonymous said...

Your a nigger so fuck off to niggerland

Anonymous said...

Go back to Jamaica fuckin nigger